FUCKING METAL: How To Tell The Difference Between... →
euphoricnightmare: babyimawolf: itsmetal: * POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the...
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Nirvana - Sappy
“If you’ve seen someone who appears to have been thrown up by a pink unicorn, it’s likely you’ve spotted a Scene Kid. Characterized by crazy outfits and asymmetrical haircuts, they’re here to take over the world in the name of ridiculous bullshit.” read more… http://www.cracked.com/funny-3344-scene-kids/
end of the world?
OH WAIT!, I know whats going to happen tonight at 6:00…Osama Bin Laden will rise from the ocean and he will roam the earth as a zombie terrorist…